Man: Six weeks from now, we'll be out on our bikes.
Woman: More like nine or more.
Woman: People in Maine never seem to remember that the earliest we see clear roads and good-enough weather is the third week of April. Never before then.
Man: So what you're saying is maybe by the first week of May.
Woman: Unless it's raining continuously.
Man 2, interjecting: Maybe you should just say the fourth of July.
Man, laughing: Okay, now I'm really depressed.
So much for my hope/plan that I would be out on my road bike training during the entire month of March!